He’d had a vasectomy 6 months ago, but you’re pretty sure your husband wanted kids. Not that he’d ever said anything, directly anyway. But you could tell. It was how he hadn’t been concerned when you said you finally felt comfortable going off birth control. Sure, someone else might have just assumed this was because he’d just gotten the final lab results proving he was infertile. But he knew you were cheating on him. Not that you’d told him, directly anyway. It was just that you’d mentioned you thought his boss was cute and he had laughed awkwardly rather than explicitly forbidding you from fucking him. That was how you knew he was one of those cuckold fetishists you’d read about. Spouses could intuit these things about each other.  And you were a really good wife because you’d arranged to get your husband just what you knew he secretly he wanted for Christmas.