Another email with pictures of your girlfriend. But this time forwarded by one of your employees, along with a finger pressed to lips shushing emoji and a laughing emoji.

“Thanks for everyone who participated in the raffle! We raised a lot of money for charity. To show my appreciation, here are some picture Jeremy took of our fun after he won the Wife for a Night drawing. Want to see what happened after? You’ll just have to wait for the next raffle and buy more tickets ;). Think I should do another one for the Valentines Day party? Remember, my
New Year’s

resolution is going to be to give up on birth control, so leave those rubbers at home.

Oh and don’t tell Lon. I finally convinced my loser boyfriend the last email was all a big misunderstanding (lol). Thanks to Margaret for spiking his drink.

xoxo

Your boss’ slutty gf”