“Sir, please, I’m so sorry if I’ve done anything to not seem subservient enough. Please let me wash your car? And just ask me when you want something?”

Enrique looks startled at first like you’ve found him out, then disgusted, and then he smirks and hands you the keys before taking your girlfriend’s hand and leading her to your bedroom. “Make sure to get the hubcaps, bitch!” he calls back as she giggles.