We lined up for the ferris wheel and my friend started getting all jittery. 

“What, do you have to pee, dude?” I asked. 

“Don’t be an ass!” my girlfriend yelled, hitting my arm. “Maybe he’s afraid of heights.”

My friend just nodded, looking at the ground.

“Shhh, baby, no worries, I’ll ride with you.” She cooed, stroking his arm.

“What?!”

“Shut it! You’ve been a bad friend. It should have been you offering comfort. Now watch me close and learn how to do some goddamn emotional labor for once.”

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Apparently “emotional labor” involved getting naked and straddling my best friend’s lap. I slammed on the glass and yelled but they didn’t seem to hear. When the wheel didn’t move, I shamefully took out my cock and started wanking to the show.