“What the fuck!?” Your burned with rage and panic. You pulled up your contacts and started texting.
“George, you fucking asshole! How could you do this?”
“Um, what, dude?”
“My wife just sent me the fucking proof.! Don’t play stupid!”
“Shit, that sounds serious. But I’m in Toronto on business, remember? I’m sorry man. Frankly I’d bet on Elias if this is what it sounds like it is.”
Fuck! Embarrassing, but George was right.
“Elias! You fucking betrayer! My wife sent me the proof so don’t try to deny it.”
In the end you texted seven friends and none admitted it. What?
You got home from your own business trip the next day.
“I’m sorry babe, that was childish. I was angry after I saw you flirting with that barista and got my brother to take that photo. Just wanted to get a little payback. You know I love you.”
“Sienna! It was just a little harmless flirting! Hardly even that! One joke. But I would never make you think I was fucking one of your friends. How could you do that?!”
Your fiance Sienna ended up crying and sleeping in the guest room. You were too angry to reconcile. Plus you had to leave for another trip for four days. Things would have blown over by the time you got back.
You got a bunch of texts all at once when you stepped off your red-eye flight the morning after. You’d gone to work the next day then gone directly to the airport. You’d had time to visit home but hadn’t wanted to see Sienna yet.
“I’m sorry honey. I went too far. You know how jealous I can get.”
“Elias stopped by and checked in on me. That’s so sweet that you asked him to even though you’re mad. You really are the bigger man.”
“Amir came by, too!”
“And George! We’re having drinks and talking about jealousy. You’d be proud.”
“PMG! You we’re so right about harmless floating!”
“Flirting! I grew up do conservative, you know. George is really heaping to teach me the difference between harmless floating and hookup flirting”
“Playing Twister! Like middle schoolers LOL”
“Living room too hot. AC problem? Can’t even keep clothes in! Look at if when you got back?”
“So drink! Love you!”
“Amir won bet. I guess your not the bigger man LOL”
“Sorry bro! This is Amir. Guess you were right to distrust us.”
“We taught her it’s not cheating if no one cums inside anyone. And if a guy is bigger it’s proper to show him respect.”
“Welp, I guess that’s cheating. We told her it’s too late now. George is up next.”
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