Another email with pictures of your girlfriend. But this time forwarded by one of your employees, along with a finger pressed to lips shushing emoji and a laughing emoji.

“Thanks for everyone who participated in the raffle! We raised a lot of money for charity. To show my appreciation, here are some picture Jeremy took of our fun after he won the Wife for a Night drawing. Want to see what happened after? You’ll just have to wait for the next raffle and buy more tickets ;). Think I should do another one for the Valentines Day party? Remember, my
New Year’s

resolution is going to be to give up on birth control, so leave those rubbers at home.

Oh and don’t tell Lon. I finally convinced my loser boyfriend the last email was all a big misunderstanding (lol). Thanks to Margaret for spiking his drink.

xoxo

Your boss’ slutty gf”

You had noticed your best friend’s lustful looks, undressing your wife with his eyes. You brought it up with her to see if she wanted you to make him stop. She was genuinely surprised, incredulous. She paid really close attention after that. You could tell she noticed, but she kept denying it. “You’re totally imagining things; jealousy has driven you to hallucinate.” Maybe you were? But then was she dressing and acting more sexy in front of him? She teased you relentlessly when you mentioned it now, so you stopped bringing it up. 

You had him over for Christmas Eve since none of you would be with family. Right before your friend knocked, your wife had shown you the crazy sexy lingerie she was wearing underneath a short Ms Claus dress. You couldn’t wait to get her alone. But soon you were getting so sleepy from the eggnog. “It’s barely alcoholic, honey. We’ve had even more than you and you don’t see us falling asleep.” You’d just close your eyes for a minute…

You received these photos of your girlfriend in an email while at work. The title was “Wait for me under the mistletoe again this year?” You were such a lucky guy. But wait a minute! They were also sent to the whole team you’d just become manager of? Fuck! She’d be so embarrassed when she realized. Especially since she got so drunk at last year’s office party and got a little too flirty. Wait…

Just then you got a follow-up email just to you. “Sorry honey! I didn’t mean to include you in that email.”

sistersdesires:

theinzcrowd:

Your butt is the best gift ever, sis!

I am looking forward to giving him a “gift” soon.

Your parents are right upstairs, fast asleep. They used to sneak down in the night to plant gifts under the tree. Now you sneak down with your sister to plant your seed inside her. Your parents won’t discover the gift you’re leaving until next Christmas, though. Happy Holidays, grandma and grandpa!