Tag: bestiality

tf-warlock:

Lumps of coal in stockings just isn’t as much of a viable threat as it
used to be. The naughty list gets bigger and bigger every year. Santa
was forced to bring in an outside consultant to evaluate his current
nice/naughty gift/coal system. Eventually with the help of yours truly,
The Warlock, we were able to conclude that certain problem adults were
most certainly the cause of increasing global naughtiness, and a more
strict punishment should be in order to disrupt their negative influence
over the holiday. Maybe after a few years helping pull the sleigh they
would better appreciate the true meaning of the holiday.

If not, the elves were already working on plans to build a larger stable for a few new reindeer…

“That jerk always called me a fat cow. We’ll see what he thinks of this cow now.”

“He didn’t call you fat; he said he wanted to milk your big udders. You’re playing right into his hands.”

“Oh I’ll play right into his hands alright. Then we’ll see who’s an ugly cow when he’s kneeling under me.”

“Honey, please, this is crazy. It’s humiliating. What will our friends think?”

“That one of us finally has the upper hand over this bully? Besides, baby, none of our friends will be there. It’s an exclusive party for the cool crowd. That ass only joking invited me to be his ‘bovine bitch,’ not thinking I’d actually do it. But I’ll show him. I’ll wipe that smug smile right off his face with a double D in his mouth.”

“Please, I can’t bear to see this.”

“Baby, don’t cry. Don’t worry…you’re not invited either. Oh and don’t wait up. It might take all night to teach him a lesson.”