
For SnapsFromYourBully, with love:
It was all your fault, of course. Not just for being an inferior suitor, but also for actively helping him out.
Stacy had never really liked Chad. He was loud and crude. Stacy was more into sensitive musicians and writers. Such as your friend Kit, whom she used to date. That was a year ago. They’d met on a poetry forum. Stacy was the perfect woman, as far as you were concerned. She was beautiful, of course, and smart and funny. Plus she had the exact style sense that drove you wild. She dyed her brunette hair jet black, wore black lipstick, black nail polish, and black…everything. She wore safety pins as jewelry. Not just on her clothes, but in her body. She’d pierce herself with them. One time she came to school with a safety pin through her septum. You fucking melted for this hot weirdo. And you decided it had been long enough that Kit couldn’t cry foul. You had to act.
For his part, Chad wasn’t crazy about Stacy, either. He mocked and bullied her almost as much as he did you. You decided to kill two birds with one stone: finally stand up to Chad and make a good impression on your dream girl. He’d beat you up in grade school, but you figured his aura of fear was mostly reputation by now. You all needed to stop giving him power over you. So the next time you saw him be mean to Stacy, you were determined to intervene.
It didn’t take long. He came across your AP Lit class letting out and bumped Stacy into the lockers, causing her to drop her books. She just kneeled down and started to gather them awkwardly. Everyone’s tactic by now was to not escalate with the bully.
“Sorry Emily the Strange, guess I just thought you were a ghost and would pass through me! Ooooh!” He laughed uproariously. Chad loved himself; you had to give him that.
“At least be original, you moron! Knocking nerds into lockers is surely a little derivative even for someone as boring and dimwitted as you, Chad.” Some other kids nearby laughed nervously. You thought you maybe sounded cool, but you were also shaking. You extended a hand to Stacy who had gathered her books. She accepted your help standing. The touch felt electric. Hopefully she didn’t notice the shaking. “Get a fucking hobby or something to occupy that single brain cell in your head. Maybe then you’ll have something to identify with other than being a caricature of a high school bully.”
“Oh wow, you’ve pierced my very essence, Anders. I will reform my ways and never darken your doorstep again. Goodbye fair freaks, you have taught me so much.” He turned and walked away. Wow. That was…easy?
“Just kidding! I pick on others because it’s fun and you can’t stop me. Remember that.” *WHAM!*
You awoke in the nurse’s office with Stacy and the nurse standing over you, looking concerned.
“Thank Baphomet!” Stacy gasped.
“Thank god I don’t have to file a police report,” said the nurse. “Uhh, I mean you can of course, but seeing as that little prick is the son of the sheriff, I don’t see it going far. Sorry, hon. Glad you’re okay.”
Stacy offered to walk you home. The nurse said someone should stay with you and make sure you didn’t fall asleep until at least 11PM. Your Dad wouldn’t be home til late, so she offered to stay up with you. Wow, this was perfect! Well, it hurt too much to be perfect, but still!
You didn’t bang her that night. This wasn’t a movie, and your head was very fuzzy. But you spent a lot of time getting to know Stacy. What she liked, what she didn’t. She really hated Chad now. She’d mostly ignored his stereotypical villainy before, she said. Now she couldn’t stop going on about all the things she despised about him. Good.
The next day you were stopped on your way home, but not by Stacy. She had Steampunk Club. It was Chad.
“So Anders, thanks for not ratting me out. Not that it matters much. My father thinks a real man should take and do what he wants. A real Ayn Rand fan, that one. It has its benefits” Great.
“Ugh, what do you want. You win. I admit you are the superior man. Leave me alone, okay?”
“Oooh, I do get a little half chub when you call me the superior man. Do you want to get on your knees before me? No? Maybe later… Actually I wanted to talk about another prostrate vision. I’d never thought of Stacy this way before, but you know when she knelt down to pick up her books yesterday, I could see her whole ass sticking out of that little goth school girl skirt she wears. No panties, neither. I swear. She really is a freak, but in a more fun way than I imagined. You didn’t even stop to appreciate the sight. Tsk tsk. Too busy trying to impress her by acting the hero.”
You didn’t know what to say. Was this even true? Now that you thought about it, she had gasped a little when sitting down on the cool kitchen tiles next to you last night.
“In any case, I spent some time today asking around about my new obsession. She doesn’t have a boyfriend and she hasn’t for a while, not since she dated one of you weak-boys: your own best friend Kit Ferris. To think, making moves on your own best friend’s ex. Such a naughty boy.”
“I wasn’t-”
“Please, you so were. But what matters is that not only have you infringed upon the bro code, but you have also hurt my feelings. Oh yes, I am wounded deeper in my soul than the mere punches I placed upon your body. So, I am going to let you make it up to us both by helping me court Stacy.”
“Ummm, no? You can just beat me up after all. I’m not playing your Cyrano de Bergerac for anything.”
“Sorry Wishbone, but it’s not a choice. I can certainly beat you up first, but you’ll help me even if I have to break your legs and keep you chained up in my basement until you comply.”
“Ugh, fine-”
*WHAM!*
“-owww, what the fucking hell?”
“Oh I thought you meant you were fine with me beating you up and chaining you in my basement?”
“No, I was agreeing to help you, you maniac. Jesus. What do you even want?”
“Sorry. Was just looking forward to torturing you a bit more. Maybe you could just resist a little? No? Okay, fine. So I learned that Kit is a pretty good poet and Stacy liked that. But I don’t know iambic pentameter from a haiku so I figured a lit dork like you could help me write some bitchin’ sex poetry.”
“I…how have you even heard of a haiku? Anyway, I’m not that into poetry.”
“Well you’ll up your game or else I’ll hit you with a sack of oranges until you pee yourself.”
“That’s…a specific and weird threat. …But effective! Fine, I don’t think ‘sex poetry’ from a bully will win Stacy over anyway so I guess I’ll help.”
“That’s my little jack russell terrier!” exclaimed Chad, giving you a noogie.
Four weeks later you’d helped Chad compose half a dozen very lewd and disgusting poems he’d slip into Stacy’s locker, her bag, …her waistband. At first she was confused and horrified. Later she was just angry. She complained to you each time about what the “vile prick” had done now, reciting lines with dramatic disgust. She always knew them by heart. You noticed she read each composition over closely several times before crumpling it up in a rage.
“What a monster! Rrrrrrrrr!
…Still, the bastard does know how to construct verse. At first I thought A-B A-B doggerel fap fantasies were all I’d get, but now he’s done haikus about my ass, an elegy for my hymen, limericks about titty fucking, and an epic poem spanning several orgies wherein I am gang-banged by the whole soccer team and then housebroken as his ‘puppy bitch’. Not sure what that means exactly…”
“Best not to think on it,” you offered meekly, feeling horribly guilty.
“Ugh! But I can’t stop thinking about it! Why does he have to expend so much energy fucking with me? Why does he hate me so much, anyway?”
“He’s a bully…”
“We’re friends, right Anders? I can tell you something real? Like something I would tell a girl? A girl who is a close friend?”
“…sure…”
“I preferred when he teased me like a third grader rather than like a man. I’m sure he just thinks I’m a sensitive little underclass baby. That I’ll be mortified, angry, sad. That I’ll run away in shame. But the only shame is that I’m all hot and bothered over some immature boy who just wants to watch me cry! I’m so horny, Anders! I soak my panties every time he rudely forces his hand into my cleavage to deposit a stanza about jizzing on my face!
Rrrr! If any sincere guy wrote me this many poems I would have fucked him already. Where’s the justice? Why should my absolute perfect seduction be executed by cruel chance by some dolt who couldn’t care less?!”
“I’m so sorry…” You really were. In multiple ways.
“Thanks, Anders. I’m so glad you’re my friend now. I needed to vent to someone. Sorry if this is weird for you. I know you’re gay and- but Chad totally knocked you out! I…it makes sense if you hate him. You should…but…do you think he’s hot, too?”
Gay?! You weren’t- Where did she get that idea?… “I mean…I guess he’s cute. And he’s got that slim but buff soccer bod.” Why the hell did you say that?!!!
“I know, right?! I despise him and I also want him to rape a fucking baby into me while I call him ‘Daddy’. Hormones aren’t fair.”
“Heh, heh…yeah, he’s my least favorite human and yet…I also want to suck every meal exclusively from his virile cock.” What?!!!!
“Jesus! I’m so happy you understand. Okay, so I’m initiating ‘Operation Dirty Daddy.’ I need you to find out for me what sort of girls he really likes. What sort of woman drives him wild. What does she look like, what does she act like? Can you do that?”
You just nodded, filled with shame and confusion.
“Um, so Stacy wants to know what kinds of girl you like.”
“Really!?”
“…yeah.”
“That slut wants me?!”
“Maybe she just wants to humiliate you. She didn’t say. So, what should I tell her?”
“Fucking…her, obviously.”
“Yeah, but only because she doesn’t wear panties and you think she’s a slut you can bang. What do you normally look for?”
“Kinda the opposite? Like blonde girls who dress sexy and don’t let you know how smart they are? The kind who get drunk at parties and blow you. Stacy’s my first real challenge, I guess. Goddamn, let’s wag another tail, Wishbone.”
*ruff*
“You’re so cute, Anders. Good boy! Now blow me already you little puppy slut.”
*whimper*
“C’mon, that girl is never going to un-friendzone you. You’ve been helping me seduce her for weeks. Just fucking admit you need straight alpha cock in your throat to show you where you belong.”
You crawled over to where he was sitting on the edge of his bed. He only let you sit on the floor.
*whimper*
“Good little femme freak boy.” *zip* “Now take my cock in your slut mouth. Mmmm, yes, finally…good boy.” *Slap!* “You like being a bitch. This is your place.”
Fuck! How could it all be so true?
The Monday after you reported back to Stacy, she showed up to school with bleached blonde hair, pink lipstick, mascara, a short blue skirt, and a pink crop top that read in glittery letters ‘Squeeze Me’.
“Thanks for the tips, Anders! If this doesn’t get his earnest attention, nothing will. And I’ve got something even sluttier underneath.”
“I had to work hard for that info, Stacy. My esophagus wishes you well.”
“Fuck! That makes me wet and jealous. Maybe he’ll bang us together some day.”
Moments later, Chad walked up to Stacy and demanded, “say ‘ahhh’ bitch!” She eagerly complied. Chad stuck a folded note into her goddamn mouth! This one was blank verse about impregnating her. She read it thoroughly, blushing. That lunch period she sauntered over to him and sat brazenly on his lap. She needed him. A teacher made them separate, but not before she ground her bare pussy into his bulge.
After classes you saw Chad lead Stacy away by the hand to his car. You stayed up late into the night, stroking yourself and imagining all the nasty things she was into now. You tried to imagine her calling you Daddy, telling you to fuck her ass. But somehow you always ended up thinking about her pleasing your Bully’s magnificent cock as you came…