The stupid part had been bragging to your bully of a coworker how your hot girlfriend was going to dress as the ultimate male fantasy. But the insufferable jerk was always one step ahead of you. Always getting the praise, the promotions. The only thing you seemed to have that he didn’t was a very sexy girlfriend. It annoyed you that he hit on her whenever she came by. And that she giggled a bit too much when he did so. Still, his unfulfilled desire for your girl was perhaps the one thing that gave you power over him. 

So you bragged and said she’d be slave Leia and you’d be her dashing Han Solo. He didn’t seem as jealous as you’d like. In fact, he grinned. But whatever, you had the supreme sex symbol and he didn’t. You walked away feeling like a winner.

Thus it came as a shock when he showed up at the party as Boba Fett and told your ‘Leia’ he was here to claim her as a runaway slave. He took hold of her leash as if it was his right. Your girlfriend blushed. Fuck! Was she just going to go for this?

“Screw yourself, bounty hunter! I am a Princess and Diplomat. You have no authority over me,” she spat at him. Thank god! She had you worried.

“Princess Leia, you are a known traitor to the Empire and have been stripped of all rank. You are mine to take as I please,” responded ‘Boba,’ jerking her leash, causing her to gasp and take an involuntary step. What an ass! You were about to step in when-

“The Rebellion doesn’t recognize the authority of this unlawful empire or its unscrupulous lapdogs, Boba!” she yelled, full of vitriol. Jesus! Your girlfriend was really into this roleplay. At least it felt good to watch her tear into your bully for once instead of cooing at his flirtations.

“Ahh, we must all bend-” he said, leaning toward your girl and pulling her leash so her head came down and towards his, “before the law. Don’t you agree?” She was blushing deeper and looking so intently at him. Fuck!

“Of course you do. Even your little rebellion rests upon the authority of the old republic and its democratic senate. Isn’t that right?” Your girlfriend was practically panting. She looked entranced by him.

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“Answer me, Slut Leia!” he demanded, yanking her chain so hard she stumbled and fell onto her knees. She made a choked sound and gazed up at him as if at a god, mouth agape.

“…o-of course it does, mast- uh, Boba. We are…” she took a strained breath “the torch bearers of just rule and peace in the galaxy. We represents the true will of free and sovereign people.”

“Yes, yes, very noble. Now tell me, did not the Hutts have rule of this planet under the Republic, too?”

She muttered something derogatory about “gangster scum” and he jerked her chain. “Yes!” she yelped, “they ruled legally.”

“Good, and did they not have the lawful authority to enslave those in debt to them. …Or those who threatened their lives. Exactly as you did while attempting to steal Jaba’s property, Mr Han Solo here?”

She didn’t look up at him. She bit her lip and mumbled, her face flushed.

“Look at me, Princess Whore!” he demanded, yanking her head up.

“Yes!” she cried.

“And so are you not legal chattel and mine to claim as an authorized bounty hunter?” 

“…yes.”

“And so will you not come with me like a good slave? I’m sure you wouldn’t want the word to get out that a high ranking operative of your ‘people’s rebellion’ was threatening a sovereign leader with assassination and theft of his property. People might think your little rebellion wasn’t so just anymore. They might see it as a gang. Other leaders might see you not as liberators, but as a threat to their free rule.”

‘Leia’ gasped in shock, “You wouldn’t! Sir, uh, Boba, you can’t do that! It would crush what little support we have!”

“Tsk, tsk, my naughty slave. If I don’t, surely Jaba will? What reason has he to protect a Republic that threatens him so?”

“I acted alone! They didn’t authorize this, didn’t know! Don’t ruin freedom’s only chance! I’ll…I’ll do anything, Sir!”

“Yes, hmm. Well I have some influence, but I doubt a Hutt would believe such a useless slave girl that doesn’t even know what to offer her betters when they bring her to her knees.”

She gulped and started reaching out toward his crotch with searching, imploring hands.

“…yes, Master Fett. I accept my place as a lawful slave. You are wise and magnanimous. Please…let me show you that I can learn to be a proper sex slave.” She had started removing his codpiece.

 You’d let this jerk bully you in the past, but this was too much.

“Hold it right there ‘Boba’! This is too much. Let go of my fucking girlfriend before I punch your teeth in.”

WHAM!

You were on the ground and in pain before you knew what happened. His foot was then on your chest and he put his weight on it. 

“Sorry, Han, but you’re blind and imprisoned at the part of the story.” He reached down and fastened a cloth around your eyes. Then he flipped you over and snapped handcuffs tightly on your wrists.

“Stop this farce, you asshole!”

“Sorry, honey, but he’s right. There’s no way Han could save Leia at this point in the movie. Be a good boy and play your part. Now, Master Fett, where were we? Oh yes, I believe you were going to let me prove what an obedient, slutty slave I can be…” 

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see part two

“heh…heh…umm,” you giggled, paralyzed with shock. Your two ‘best friends’ were kissing down your gf’s ears to her throat and groping her thighs and chest. What the fuck!? How had this happened and why was your girl allowing it?

“Wait, wait! Take out your phone and get a picture. It’ll be great blackmail.” Blackmail to who? you wondered. But you complied, your cheeks reddening. “Oh wait, wait, even better. This’ll really get them.”

That’s when she pulled down her shirt. They started suckling immediately. She squealed with glee. “Get a picture, get a picture! They’ll be so embarrassed.”

“heh…yeah, embarassed.” What the hell was happening!? Why couldn’t you stop? Why were you so shamefully aroused?

“Eee! Hahaha. They won’t even remember, the black-out drunks. Don’t you think?”

They were practically zombies. Horny zombies. No way they’d remember. They never did like this. You shook your head. “no-” your voice cracked, “…no way, they’re gone.”

“Mwahaha!” your girl giggled with glee. “Such a nasty habit. I don’t like it when boys forget me. Let’s teach them a lesson.”

That’s when she pulled their cocks out. She began pumping each as they moaned and kept licking her. You were enthralled.

“Keep taking pictures!” she demanded. “I’ll have them cum on each other and tell them they hooked up. But I want to remember what really happened. Heeheehee!”

They were taking awhile. “I’m bored,” she whined, “another nasty side effect of too much drink. Guess I’ll have to give them more than a hand, heehee.” She leaned down and took one into her mouth, sucking eagerly. Moments later, she pulled off and switched, never letting up on her pumping of one as she sucked the other. Their drunken fog was no match for her oral skills, a honed ability you knew all too well. Your friends stopped suckling, too blissed out to continue.

They came then nearly as one. All over her exposed tits…?!?!

“Oopsies! Guess these naughty boys taught me a lesson in the end. Got me drunk on their virile manhood. tsk tsk. Have to give it to the drunks, I guess…Still I’m mad they’ll forget me. Isn’t that wrong of them?”

You nodded, your mind delirious with shame and desire. You’d idly rubbed your crotch the whole time while taking snapshots. 

“Hmmm, need something memorable. Hmmm…” she idly played with their spent cocks while muttering. Soon they were back at attention. “Oh my my, such manhood! No wonder they got the better of me. I didn’t know men could do this. How come you never told me, sweet boy? Didn’t want me to know what real men could do?” She gave you a disapproving frown. “Naughty, naughty. I think you all need a lesson. Come over here and lick up their cum from my tits while I think.”

You complied automatically, in a daze. “Hehehe, that’s a good boy. My sweet little cuckold boy. Gentle little boy who can’t stand up to men taking advantage of his girl at a party. Even when they’re too drunk to fight. He doesn’t even consider it. Such a perfect beta cuckold. Mmmm, good licking. Swallow it all, beta. Do you even know what a cuckold is? It’s you, silly. One who needs other men, real men, to satisfy his woman.” You just groaned, nearly cumming in your pants. 

She stroked your newfound betters idly as she instructed you. “Now that you know what you are, you’ll have to submit to Alpha men. Even fools like these. I mean, look at these cocks. So stiff and ready. So superior to yours. Mmm, good job cleaning me. That’s probably all you’ll get from now on. Men will fuck me. Men will make me cum with their dicks, since yours never could. Your mouth will get very talented though. It will serve Alpha men and me.” She put her hand under your chin and looked in your eyes. “You’ll like it,” she said flatly. The statement thrummed through you and rung of truth. You shivered.

“Hmm, but how to punish you all. How to teach you your new place and punish them for a lack of remembrance…hmm…of course!”

She jumped up and slid down her panties beneath her skirt. Stepping out of them she snapped at you, “Film us!”

You complied. She mounted one, facing the other, and slowly lowered herself onto his impressive cock. “Don’t miss a minute of your castration, cuck boy! That dick of yours is as good as useless now. Watch an Alpha take me and your manhood from you, one thrust at a time. Mmmm. But we mustn’t show favoritism.” With that she leaned forward and took your other friend’s cock in her mouth.

Careful to keep him from cumming in her mouth, she let the ‘friend’ impaling her explode deep inside. “You got that? Good. Maybe he impregnated me? I’ll be ovulating in two days. I’m ripe. Fertile. Ohh, but what about this poor cock? Don’t worry, it’ll get a chance to impregnate me next.” She popped off one cock and held in the cum with her hand before plopping with a squelch on the other. “Ooooh, that’s nasty. Can’t waste a precious drop, though. They’ll have to fret over who the father is for nine months. Heeheeeheee! Of course you’ll raise it. That’s also what cuckold losers are for. Raising real men’s leavings. Mmmm, fuck yes!”

She fucked ‘friend’ two til he came, all the while taunting you and playing with the spent cock of ‘friend’ one. “There we go, equal chances” she said, easing off cock two. “Ohhh, but looks like we have a spunky one here. Look who has risen yet again? I guess it’s only fair in a battle of virility.” And back she went onto cock one until he came. Then of course onto cock two. 

“Fuck! Real men are incredible. Just think what they must be like when not drunk out of their senses. I’m so fucking angry you kept me from this for years, cucky boy. Maybe I’ll tell them they can fuck me again only if they beat you up first. Mmmm, I’m sure they’d go for it. They bully you so already. You’d never stand a chance. Probably wouldn’t even fight back…mmmm…can’t decide if I want to see you try or not…just want to see you…ahh!…bruised and whimpering…ah!”

Cock two came deep in her and by then they really were spent. “Okay, cuck, stop recording and get over here. I need you to lie down like a foot stool so I can keep my lower half elevated to increase the chance of impregnation. Good bitch, good bitch…”

im 28, athletic, with a large dick and huge balls. My good friend, welp he just isnt comparable esp between the legs. I recently slept with his girl. It was amazing and she thought so as well. We have been fucking ever since and having the time of our lives. He figured it out and then found out (walked in on me pounding her). I also wrecked him in a quick fight when he walked in on us. but im still going at it with her. Does that make me a monster? Or is this just natural selection at work?

sfalphabull:

Natural selection. Good on you for being the leader they both need

The leader I need, not the leader I deserve. The bruises I want. Probably the bruises I deserve, too…

“Wha – How?!”

“My hand just slipped!”

“Why is that assholes number even in your phone?”

“Well, remember that time you welshed on the arm wrestling bet?”

“I never agreed to that.”

“I know, but you did arm wrestle him.”

“He wouldn’t let go of my hand! He just grabbed it.”

“But eventually you gave in. And he beat you fair and square.”

“Yes and he demanded my phone so he could copy the info of every girl I know. To rape them in front of me, he said. So you think I should have given it over?”

“Well I guess not, but you know how I feel about honoring agreements. I felt bad for him…so I agreed to give him my number.”

“Jesus.”

“Hey! I saved your ass. He said he was going to beat you into the curb otherwise.”

“He did!”

“Just a little…he only sucker punched you and kneed you in the balls. I’ve seen him do worse to you. This was fair since he only got part of what you owed, right?”

“No! I hardly see how any of that is fair.”

“He really wanted your sister’s number…”

“…damn, well I appreciate you protecting her.”

“I mean, I did give her his number.”

“What!?”

“She tricked me! She got me to play truth or dare and then asked for the contact info of the guy with the biggest dick I’d ever seen. I couldn’t welsh. Not like some people.”

“Whu, bu, how do you even know his dick size?!”

“Silly boy. What do you think a man like him has been texting me?”

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No, keep arguing, she might talk herself into getting pregnant.  Then again, chances are she’ll work that in herself, eventually…

“Knock-knock!”

“Who’s there?”

“Interrupting Sister.”

“In…”

“Inbreeding?!  Why are you bringing up inbreeding?  God, I can’t even tell a stupid knock-knock joke without you bringing up one of your sick fetishes!  And now you want to knock me up?  I can’t believe you’d go that far.  I mean, just because I’m at your mercy here doesn’t mean you should take advantage of it.  But oh well, I guess I can’t fight it, so I’ll stop my birth control.  It’ll probably take a while to lose effectiveness in but I’m sure you’re going to want to practice cumming inside me until then, so let’s do it now, I’m busy later.”

Top Ten Coundown/Random Underappreciated Captions Point of Inflection: The Sister Who Blackmailed Herself!

Last honorable mention before I go on my break.  This wasn’t one of my top ten.  With just over 500 notes (as of this writing) it can hardly be considered underappreciated.  But it is sort of the point of inflection (yeah, I bet you never thought you’d hear that phrase again once you got out of high school… and if you’re still in school you probably shouldn’t be here), the nexus between where a pic goes from being in the “underappreciated” category and in the “popular” category.  Too popular to be underappreciated.  Too underappreciated to be one of the absolute tops.  And, one of my few multi-picture captions. 

Not to mention one of my favorite concepts, one that I held onto for one of the longest spans of time before I found the right pics to use for it (I think I had the idea before I moved to Tumblr… I’ve got a few other ideas that are that old or older but they’re still waiting on the right pics… if I find them, they’ll absolutely be ones I come out of semi-retirement for).

So, that’s it for me.  Okay, it’s not it for me.  As I said, this isn’t goodbye, just “I’m fucking tired and can’t keep up this pace.“  But I’m not giving up on captions.  I have at least one new one planned for the Christmas holiday.  And I’ve got a few Weird Wincest pics saved that I know what the caption is but I just haven’t done the work for it.  And there will be random pics to in the future, maybe when you least expect it.   But, my daily schedule is over for good and I’m officially on vacation for a while at least.

And it’s been a blast.  Thanks for the likes, reblogs, and other comments.  I do read them all and I probably will continue to do so for a long time, and I may answer anon questions while I’m on vacation.  Unless the blog disappears, wiped out by moral police or Tumblr admin, in which case I probably won’t try to bring it back, and it will be up to you to keep the captions alive. 

Methinks she doth protest too much.

mommyfuckedmybully:

I saw my bully giggling and smiling as she held up a phone documenting her taking my anal virginity.

There I was getting stretched open, pulling my ass cheeks apart for her; and she’s taking selfies.

She was taking great pleasure in making me moan and gasp as she plunged her strap on deeper and deeper into me.

“I can see your pussy getting wet. Are you getting wet for me, you little slut? Do you like watching me fuck your ass?”

She said that I have to let her do whatever she wants to me at least once a week, if I want her to leave me alone.  It seemed fair. I don’t know what else to do.

mommyfuckedmybully:

“oh don’t be sad, baby, i only let boys with big cocks enjoy my tight little ass”, I said to my boyfriend as I toyed with his bully’s big balls.

He was just waking up from a daze cause his bully kicked his ass outside a few minutes earlier. After I saw it, I knew I needed him in me.

My boyfriend’s bully asked what would make him most upset, and I told him if you fucked my ass in front of him. My boyfriend always wanted to do things to my butt, and I always told him that he wasn’t allowed to.

So as my boyfriend was coming to his senses, and realizing that his bully was fucking his girlfriend up the ass, my pussy started to drool with excitement. Between seeing the look on his sad little face, and feeling a huge cock fill up my little bum, I was on the verge of cumming.

i-own-you-and-your-girl:

Your wife was disgusted at your inability to protect her.. So she told your bully, “why don’t you fuck me and find out?” to see if you would do anything..

You didn’t react.. And so that night, your bully used your wife like a whore..

Not that he paid her. Far from it. A month later she still looked at you with disgust. She wouldn’t let you near her. That’s when she told you that she was horny and ordered you to text him and ask him to fuck her again. You didn’t know why you did it. You couldn’t seem to stop yourself. He said he’d do it… for a price. 

“Do it,” your wife said, “pay the man to fuck me.”

So you did.