Tag: christmas cuckold

tf-warlock:

Lumps of coal in stockings just isn’t as much of a viable threat as it
used to be. The naughty list gets bigger and bigger every year. Santa
was forced to bring in an outside consultant to evaluate his current
nice/naughty gift/coal system. Eventually with the help of yours truly,
The Warlock, we were able to conclude that certain problem adults were
most certainly the cause of increasing global naughtiness, and a more
strict punishment should be in order to disrupt their negative influence
over the holiday. Maybe after a few years helping pull the sleigh they
would better appreciate the true meaning of the holiday.

If not, the elves were already working on plans to build a larger stable for a few new reindeer…

Another email with pictures of your girlfriend. But this time forwarded by one of your employees, along with a finger pressed to lips shushing emoji and a laughing emoji.

“Thanks for everyone who participated in the raffle! We raised a lot of money for charity. To show my appreciation, here are some picture Jeremy took of our fun after he won the Wife for a Night drawing. Want to see what happened after? You’ll just have to wait for the next raffle and buy more tickets ;). Think I should do another one for the Valentines Day party? Remember, my
New Year’s

resolution is going to be to give up on birth control, so leave those rubbers at home.

Oh and don’t tell Lon. I finally convinced my loser boyfriend the last email was all a big misunderstanding (lol). Thanks to Margaret for spiking his drink.

xoxo

Your boss’ slutty gf”

You had noticed your best friend’s lustful looks, undressing your wife with his eyes. You brought it up with her to see if she wanted you to make him stop. She was genuinely surprised, incredulous. She paid really close attention after that. You could tell she noticed, but she kept denying it. “You’re totally imagining things; jealousy has driven you to hallucinate.” Maybe you were? But then was she dressing and acting more sexy in front of him? She teased you relentlessly when you mentioned it now, so you stopped bringing it up. 

You had him over for Christmas Eve since none of you would be with family. Right before your friend knocked, your wife had shown you the crazy sexy lingerie she was wearing underneath a short Ms Claus dress. You couldn’t wait to get her alone. But soon you were getting so sleepy from the eggnog. “It’s barely alcoholic, honey. We’ve had even more than you and you don’t see us falling asleep.” You’d just close your eyes for a minute…

sistersdesires:

theinzcrowd:

Your butt is the best gift ever, sis!

I am looking forward to giving him a “gift” soon.

Your parents are right upstairs, fast asleep. They used to sneak down in the night to plant gifts under the tree. Now you sneak down with your sister to plant your seed inside her. Your parents won’t discover the gift you’re leaving until next Christmas, though. Happy Holidays, grandma and grandpa!