cheatingslutsarehot:

Wearing only a towel around your son.

I love seeing him try to discreetly sneak peaks. He gets so red and flustered the longer I hang around in my towel after showering. I loosen it just a bit, and look away at my phone. I pretend to be absorbed, not noticing my tits slowly pop out. Then I quickly look up directly at his face and ask some innocuous question about you: “When’s your daddy getting home from his business trip? I totally spaced it, hehe.” 

Gosh, he’s so bad at acting like he wasn’t just staring at my boobs!

“I won’t tell on you if you want to throw a party. I know your little friends love any excuse to see me in my bikini. Haha, don’t try to deny it. I’ve seen the gawking. …Orrr, we could have our own private little pool party. Take some selfies with me; I’ll show off these two girls. You like these, right? Your daddy sure does, hehe. Anyway, post those selfies and you’ll be a legend among your friends and the ladies will  get jealous and flock to you. Trust me. …What, don’t you think they’re good enough?” And I let the towel slip completely off…

cheatingslutsarehot:

When your son tells me he’s never seen tits as big as mine.

“Well you haven’t really seen them, have you, sweetie? Unless you’ve peaked on me in the shower?” 

“Oh, umm, no of course not! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean-”

“Baby, baby, calm down. It’s only natural. I’m almost disappointing you haven’t tried to  get a proper look.”

“Heh heh, it’s not that I don’t want to, trust me.”

“Mmmm, naughty boy. Maybe we can work on that. How many have you seen. Like, really, in person. What’s my competition?

“In person, like, really? Oh gosh, like at least, you know, like…none.”

“None?! A cute, virile young thing such as yourself should have a line of girls outside your door just begging you to cop a feel.”

“I wish. I’m, y’know, a…a virgin.”

“I’m shocked. Well, I guess you don’t really have much to go on. And here I was all flattered. All hot and bothered that this young stud liked these old tits of mine.”

“That’s crazy! I’ve seen you in your underwear…y’know, on laundry days. I can tell they’re very, uhh, impressive.”

“Your Dad thinks they’re a little too big…”

“What?! They’re…perfect.”

“That’s sweet, but you should really see them before you decide.”

“Oh, no I couldn’t, oh my god! I can’t believe you’re really-”

“Shhh, sweetie, no more talking, you really need to touch to make an evaluation. Mmmm, yeah, like that. Really feel all over. Ohhh. You’re so much more gentle than your father, and, mmm, stimulating. He’s so ham-fisted and clumsy, mmm, like an over-eager virgin. Are you sure he’s the more experienced one? 

Haha, okay, now taste them. You need to get your mouth on a pair of tits before you can decide if you like them. Mmmm, oh god. You are amazing. I’m so wet now. 

You deserve to take your dad’s place in bed with me. Mmm, let’s kick him out, haha, and tell him you’re the man of the house now. Oh yeah, bad boy, cuckolding your own father. Licking his girlfriend’s titties. Well, mmm, maybe former girlfriend. After we see how you perform in his bed…”