When your son tells me he’s never seen tits as big as mine.
“Well you haven’t really seen them, have you, sweetie? Unless you’ve peaked on me in the shower?”
“Oh, umm, no of course not! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean-”
“Baby, baby, calm down. It’s only natural. I’m almost disappointing you haven’t tried to get a proper look.”
“Heh heh, it’s not that I don’t want to, trust me.”
“Mmmm, naughty boy. Maybe we can work on that. How many have you seen. Like, really, in person. What’s my competition?
“In person, like, really? Oh gosh, like at least, you know, like…none.”
“None?! A cute, virile young thing such as yourself should have a line of girls outside your door just begging you to cop a feel.”
“I wish. I’m, y’know, a…a virgin.”
“I’m shocked. Well, I guess you don’t really have much to go on. And here I was all flattered. All hot and bothered that this young stud liked these old tits of mine.”
“That’s crazy! I’ve seen you in your underwear…y’know, on laundry days. I can tell they’re very, uhh, impressive.”
“Your Dad thinks they’re a little too big…”
“What?! They’re…perfect.”
“That’s sweet, but you should really see them before you decide.”
“Oh, no I couldn’t, oh my god! I can’t believe you’re really-”
“Shhh, sweetie, no more talking, you really need to touch to make an evaluation. Mmmm, yeah, like that. Really feel all over. Ohhh. You’re so much more gentle than your father, and, mmm, stimulating. He’s so ham-fisted and clumsy, mmm, like an over-eager virgin. Are you sure he’s the more experienced one?
Haha, okay, now taste them. You need to get your mouth on a pair of tits before you can decide if you like them. Mmmm, oh god. You are amazing. I’m so wet now.
You deserve to take your dad’s place in bed with me. Mmm, let’s kick him out, haha, and tell him you’re the man of the house now. Oh yeah, bad boy, cuckolding your own father. Licking his girlfriend’s titties. Well, mmm, maybe former girlfriend. After we see how you perform in his bed…”
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