Tag: impregnation

weirdincestcaptions:

weirdincestcaptions:

No, keep arguing, she might talk herself into getting pregnant.  Then again, chances are she’ll work that in herself, eventually…

“Knock-knock!”

“Who’s there?”

“Interrupting Sister.”

“In…”

“Inbreeding?!  Why are you bringing up inbreeding?  God, I can’t even tell a stupid knock-knock joke without you bringing up one of your sick fetishes!  And now you want to knock me up?  I can’t believe you’d go that far.  I mean, just because I’m at your mercy here doesn’t mean you should take advantage of it.  But oh well, I guess I can’t fight it, so I’ll stop my birth control.  It’ll probably take a while to lose effectiveness in but I’m sure you’re going to want to practice cumming inside me until then, so let’s do it now, I’m busy later.”

Top Ten Coundown/Random Underappreciated Captions Point of Inflection: The Sister Who Blackmailed Herself!

Last honorable mention before I go on my break.  This wasn’t one of my top ten.  With just over 500 notes (as of this writing) it can hardly be considered underappreciated.  But it is sort of the point of inflection (yeah, I bet you never thought you’d hear that phrase again once you got out of high school… and if you’re still in school you probably shouldn’t be here), the nexus between where a pic goes from being in the “underappreciated” category and in the “popular” category.  Too popular to be underappreciated.  Too underappreciated to be one of the absolute tops.  And, one of my few multi-picture captions. 

Not to mention one of my favorite concepts, one that I held onto for one of the longest spans of time before I found the right pics to use for it (I think I had the idea before I moved to Tumblr… I’ve got a few other ideas that are that old or older but they’re still waiting on the right pics… if I find them, they’ll absolutely be ones I come out of semi-retirement for).

So, that’s it for me.  Okay, it’s not it for me.  As I said, this isn’t goodbye, just “I’m fucking tired and can’t keep up this pace.“  But I’m not giving up on captions.  I have at least one new one planned for the Christmas holiday.  And I’ve got a few Weird Wincest pics saved that I know what the caption is but I just haven’t done the work for it.  And there will be random pics to in the future, maybe when you least expect it.   But, my daily schedule is over for good and I’m officially on vacation for a while at least.

And it’s been a blast.  Thanks for the likes, reblogs, and other comments.  I do read them all and I probably will continue to do so for a long time, and I may answer anon questions while I’m on vacation.  Unless the blog disappears, wiped out by moral police or Tumblr admin, in which case I probably won’t try to bring it back, and it will be up to you to keep the captions alive. 

Methinks she doth protest too much.

sistersdesires:

theinzcrowd:

Your butt is the best gift ever, sis!

I am looking forward to giving him a “gift” soon.

Your parents are right upstairs, fast asleep. They used to sneak down in the night to plant gifts under the tree. Now you sneak down with your sister to plant your seed inside her. Your parents won’t discover the gift you’re leaving until next Christmas, though. Happy Holidays, grandma and grandpa!

He’d had a vasectomy 6 months ago, but you’re pretty sure your husband wanted kids. Not that he’d ever said anything, directly anyway. But you could tell. It was how he hadn’t been concerned when you said you finally felt comfortable going off birth control. Sure, someone else might have just assumed this was because he’d just gotten the final lab results proving he was infertile. But he knew you were cheating on him. Not that you’d told him, directly anyway. It was just that you’d mentioned you thought his boss was cute and he had laughed awkwardly rather than explicitly forbidding you from fucking him. That was how you knew he was one of those cuckold fetishists you’d read about. Spouses could intuit these things about each other.  And you were a really good wife because you’d arranged to get your husband just what you knew he secretly he wanted for Christmas. 

justcuminside:

Merriam opened her legs wide, letting his pounding hips thrust his thick, bare shaft into her. This was so wrong. When the condom broke she should have told him to pull out, but instead they continued to fuck, “just for a moment…” and soon his bare cock was filling her completely, each thrust pressing the leaky head of his cock up against her unprotected cervix.

The new sensation was intense and it quickly overcame them. Without realizing it, they both agreed to accept the risk… or ignore it. They were ecstatically fucking like they were meant to – raw and unprotected. Merriam knew this was a dangerous time for her, and she wondered if she should tell him.

When he paused for a moment to pull the remains of the broken condom from his cock, Merriam realized this was the moment to stop, but instead, overcome by lust, Merriam opened her legs wide and guided his bare shaft to her slick cunt.  As he pressed into her she moaned, “I want your cock inside me, all the way inside me… I want you to finish inside me…”

this-is-what-i-was-made-for:

alifewithin:

She sat there gazing down. Her mouth hanging open in amazement. He had actually done it. It wasn’t that he had done it against her wishes. Oh no, she hadn’t even been able to get out the words to him when he had been on her. Like a wolf devouring his prey. He had been all over her. She swooned from it. Ached from it even when he took her.

When he had entered her, she couldn’t help but think that there had been something she was forgetting. Was it the fact that he hadn’t put on a condom? Maybe it was the fact that she wasn’t on birth control? Perhaps it was the fact that her body was ovulating, she was so damn horny. 

He ravished her body. Taking her hard and deep. Strong, deliberate thrusts that was meant to use her. To flood her full and make her his. 

It wasn’t until she started to come down from that high, did she realize what had happened. That he had bred her, and she hadn’t done a single thing to stop him. The only two words she could manage when her mind started to work more was, “Oh fuck.”

It made her shiver as he stood beside her, gazing down into her eyes and grinned to her. She shuddered hard, when he spoke the words, “You are mine now.”

I want this so damn badly.