Tag: incest

Late in the evening, you arrive at the home of your childhood and greet your father.

“Welcome back,” he smiles.

“Thank you, daddy,” you respond, wrapping your arms around him and kissing him deeply.  Your hands slip into his pants, lowering-

Shocked awake, you blink as the light of your dying fire flickers dimly across the campsite.  That was…

This place is getting to you.

From Corruption of Champions: http://coc-revamp-mod.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page 

When she went off to college, she kept texting me about how I was too dumb and weak to make it at that intense academic pace. That I might as well not even try. Just drop out of high school now, she said, before I disappointed our parents. I’d always been a straight A student, but somehow I knew she was right. I was weak, I’d crack under the pressure. Her constant humiliation had shown me how inferior I was.

She started sending me photos of her fucking hot guys. I was so confused and felt ashamed at being turned on. My sister said losers like me who couldn’t get girls were humiliated even worse in college. And I certainly didn’t think I could compete with these guys, did I? I’d actually had very pretty girlfriends. But my sister always got close to them and then they’d dump me mysteriously. Sis said she tried to convince them to stay but I was too pathetic. Eventually girls wouldn’t talk to me at all. They could see my weakness.

I skyped her crying, saying I didn’t want to drop out but I knew I had to. She harshly scolded me for not being able to make the right choice on my own. She ordered me to pack my things and then dictated a note to leave for our parents. She said she’d take care of everything for her pathetic baby brother. I’d go to her city and get some menial job to pay for an apartment for her. She’d look after me.

It was the right choice. I was heart-broken at first, but when I got there everything fell into place. When she doesn’t have male company, Sis even lets me sleep at the foot of her bed. I feel complete, being so close to her perfection. And all she asks are small favors. Like she hates walking to the bathroom to pee in the middle of the night, so I just have to take care of that for her…

weirdincestcaptions:

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No, keep arguing, she might talk herself into getting pregnant.  Then again, chances are she’ll work that in herself, eventually…

“Knock-knock!”

“Who’s there?”

“Interrupting Sister.”

“In…”

“Inbreeding?!  Why are you bringing up inbreeding?  God, I can’t even tell a stupid knock-knock joke without you bringing up one of your sick fetishes!  And now you want to knock me up?  I can’t believe you’d go that far.  I mean, just because I’m at your mercy here doesn’t mean you should take advantage of it.  But oh well, I guess I can’t fight it, so I’ll stop my birth control.  It’ll probably take a while to lose effectiveness in but I’m sure you’re going to want to practice cumming inside me until then, so let’s do it now, I’m busy later.”

Top Ten Coundown/Random Underappreciated Captions Point of Inflection: The Sister Who Blackmailed Herself!

Last honorable mention before I go on my break.  This wasn’t one of my top ten.  With just over 500 notes (as of this writing) it can hardly be considered underappreciated.  But it is sort of the point of inflection (yeah, I bet you never thought you’d hear that phrase again once you got out of high school… and if you’re still in school you probably shouldn’t be here), the nexus between where a pic goes from being in the “underappreciated” category and in the “popular” category.  Too popular to be underappreciated.  Too underappreciated to be one of the absolute tops.  And, one of my few multi-picture captions. 

Not to mention one of my favorite concepts, one that I held onto for one of the longest spans of time before I found the right pics to use for it (I think I had the idea before I moved to Tumblr… I’ve got a few other ideas that are that old or older but they’re still waiting on the right pics… if I find them, they’ll absolutely be ones I come out of semi-retirement for).

So, that’s it for me.  Okay, it’s not it for me.  As I said, this isn’t goodbye, just “I’m fucking tired and can’t keep up this pace.“  But I’m not giving up on captions.  I have at least one new one planned for the Christmas holiday.  And I’ve got a few Weird Wincest pics saved that I know what the caption is but I just haven’t done the work for it.  And there will be random pics to in the future, maybe when you least expect it.   But, my daily schedule is over for good and I’m officially on vacation for a while at least.

And it’s been a blast.  Thanks for the likes, reblogs, and other comments.  I do read them all and I probably will continue to do so for a long time, and I may answer anon questions while I’m on vacation.  Unless the blog disappears, wiped out by moral police or Tumblr admin, in which case I probably won’t try to bring it back, and it will be up to you to keep the captions alive. 

Methinks she doth protest too much.

sistersdesires:

theinzcrowd:

Your butt is the best gift ever, sis!

I am looking forward to giving him a “gift” soon.

Your parents are right upstairs, fast asleep. They used to sneak down in the night to plant gifts under the tree. Now you sneak down with your sister to plant your seed inside her. Your parents won’t discover the gift you’re leaving until next Christmas, though. Happy Holidays, grandma and grandpa!