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Honey! Is dinner ready so soon?

No? Why am I naked? Oh, that. Yes, I know I said I was going to wear that sexy new bikini you got me. And I totally did! It fit, great, babe! And it looked amazing, right Simon? 

See, your little brother agrees. Aww, I’m sorry you didn’t get to see me in it. Another time. When you aren’t being so offensively jealous and controlling, not to mention sexist. Yes, I told your kid brother all about how you didn’t want me sharing pictures of my own body. And how unfair I thought it was that he got to be topless all the time, even in public, while I have to cover my nipples and areolas with these little triangles of fabric as some sort of ritual sacrifice to the gods of modesty. Well Simon totally backed me up. But in fact he thought it was also unfair that I got to see his pecs all the time while I hide mine from him. And honey, you know how much I admire your little brother’s physique, so I couldn’t really say he was wrong, mmmm. 

Hmm? Oh yes, sorry, I was just appreciating his pecs again. So I took my top off to make us even. Baby, don’t be like that. The micro swim top barely covered anything anyway. See, Simon agrees. 

Well but in the interest of fairness I had to point out that even his speedo briefs covered way more than my thong bottoms. So I gave him a wedgie! And slapped his ass. I admit that was a bit too far. I’m sorry. So I let him spank me in repentance. But he spanked me really hard! Several times. You so did, Simon! I screamed so loud I bet even my husband heard. See? 

Well, I was angry and we horsed around a bit. In a fit of rage, I pulled down his swimsuit. I wasn’t thinking! And then I got really distracted. But you can’t really blame him for being so hard after all the commotion. It’s a natural response. And you can’t really blame me for being so transfixed. I couldn’t believe it was so big! So I just nodded when he said it was only fair that I let him pull down my bottoms. It’s true enough. And so here we are, naked. But I am his big sister (in law) and he is my kid brother (in law) so it’s not a big deal. Brothers and sisters shouldn’t have to have shame or secrets between them. Just calm down. I told you jealousy is not a good look. And it’s a bad example to set for your brother.

The straw in my pussy? Oh, um, I mean, in fairness…yes, I have an explanation! It’s just, I saw his cock and he hasn’t seen yours since you were kids. He was just curious how he was growing. And they say you need to encourage young men, so I was just…giving a visual example…of what it looks like when you and I fuck…

thenaughtyhousewifepics:

My little brother asked to see her new piercing

“Did it have to be that…revealing?! It’s just your belly button.”

Well you can’t really appreciate it without context. If I sent a close-up, it could be anyone’s navel piercing. I’m sure he’s seen one before. He wanted to see my piercing, not just a piercing. 

“I guess, but, I mean, your boobs were even hanging out!”

Don’t be so jealous. It’s not a good look. Besides, if I show cleavage people see way more of the tops of my boobs. Your younger brother has witnessed that tons of times. The bottoms of my breasts are not more sacred just because they see less sunlight.

“I’m not sure I agr-”

Plus it’s a sexist double standard! I see your little brother flaunting his whole, muscular chest any time he comes by to use the pool. It’s not any less hot, trust me. But society says one is okay and one is not!

“I’m sorry! I don’t mean to be sexist. I just- like, why pull down your pants?”

To show the line of my hip, duh! I want a picture of how this piercing looks on my body. God, you are so dense. Oh! He wants to come over for dinner and to use the pool. I’m going to change into that new bikini you got me. Yes, the sexy one that’s way more revealing than that photo I sent. Yes, I know you meant it to be worn in private. But I need to break you of this jealousy streak. If you’re like this with your young brother imagine what you’ll be like in front of age-appropriate men? Now go and start making us dinner, okay?

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